Selfishness and Seinfeld

By Johanna Johnson

[The man said], “I will pull down my barns and build larger ones, and there I will store all my grain and my goods. 19And I will say to my soul, Soul, you have ample goods laid up for many years; relax, eat, drink, be merry.” 20But God said to him, “You fool! This very night your life is being demanded of you. And the things you have prepared, whose will they be?” 21So it is with those who store up treasures for themselves but are not rich towards God.’ (Luke 12:18-21)

My family and I are big Seinfeld fans. For those of you who don’t know, Seinfeld is a show starring the comedian Jerry Seinfeld, and the premise of the show is: nothing. It is a show about nothing. But what it becomes is a show about four extremely selfish people trying to lead “normal” lives in New York City. Their constant concern only for themselves and their needs is comical, and gets them into ridiculous situations, which they attempt to solve with yet more selfish antics. It’s hilarious, because it reflects some of the worst qualities we see in people from day to day, qualities we hope we don’t have, or at least, that no one will see in us.

I think of Seinfeld when I read this text from Luke, about a man who rejoices in his abundance by selfishly hoarding it away. He could have fed the hungry with that surplus, or even invited people to his home for a party. At the very least, he could have thanked God for it – nowhere in the text is any thanksgiving offered, but rather, he pats himself on the back. In one episode of Seinfeld, one of the character’s parents realize that they have a fortune in the bank that they have never spent. So they buy a condo in Florida, where the cost of living is higher than Queens, NY, so they can burn through the money as quickly as possible. This is somewhat the opposite of the man from the story, in that rather than hoarding it away for no one to see, they flaunt the money by burning through it quickly. Their approach, however, is no less selfish.

What is the best way to respond to abundance? In Thanksgiving! And what is thanksgiving? I’d like to think of the word less as “thanksgiving,” and more as “thanks, giving.” Certainly, offering joyful thanks and praise to the God who provides is warranted. But let us not forget about the second part of the word – the “giving” part. God has blessed us in so many ways. What can you give? Surely from a God whose very identity is one of abundance, any given person has more gifts than one person can use alone. Hoarding them away doesn’t help anyone. Sow the seeds of God’s gifts so that they may grow and reach more abundance in more people. In the words of a song my mom sings with her kindergarten students, “Love is like a magic penny: hold it tight, you won’t have any. Lend it, spend it, you’ll have so many!”